One pill two pill red pill blue pill

Alright, my yet-to-be-conceived child. Anytime you start to whine about how "life is unfair" (which you will) or how "mom is mean" (which I am, ha-ha), here's what I had to go through to make sure you have a "nice comfy home" for the next nine months:

To prep for implantation:

TWELVE pills and one progesterone-in-oil shot every night for X amount of time

And how do I do those shots? Using a syringe with a needle that's longer than my hand of course!

Ai-yi-yi

OK granted I have some freakishly small hands, but I think even DH was slightly taken aback by the look of these needles when I showed them to him this morning. He may not be that giddy happy giving me these shots after all.